Honey Trouble — Chapter 4

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TODAY?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.

EH, NOT REALLY.

HI THERE, I'M CHO EUNYOUNG, THE HOST OF "PERSONAL AFTERNOON INTERVIEW."

TODAY, WE HAVE A REAL RISING STAR ON THE SHOW!

LET ME INTRODUCE MR. YOON JIHEON, THE SON OF TOP ACTRESS YOON JOO-AH...

WHO STARTED OFF AS A CHILD ACTOR AND IS NOW A MODEL!

HELLO. MY NAME IS YOON JIHEON.

IT'S A PLEASURE.

SINCE THIS IS A PERSONAL INTERVIEW, I'LL BE ASKING YOU SOME PERSONAL QUESTIONS. IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

OF COURSE. ASK ME ANYTHING.

WHO'S THE BASTARD THAT BOOKED ME FOR THIS INTERVIEW?

YOU'VE BEEN SHOOTING SO MANY ADS AND PICTORIALS, YOU'RE ON TV EVERY TIME I TURN IT ON.

SINCE YOU DON'T USE SOCIAL MEDIA, A LOT OF FANS ARE CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO.

IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU DON'T USE SOCIAL MEDIA?

IF I OPEN A SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT, I'LL END UP POSTING PERSONAL PHOTOS AND STORIES...

I DIDN'T OPEN ONE BECAUSE I LIKE TO KEEP MY PERSONAL LIFE PRIVATE.

I SEE. WELL, PLEASE MAKE ONE IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

NEXT QUESTION! YOUR FANS CAME UP WITH AN ADORABLE NICKNAME FOR YOU.

THEY CALL YOU "HONEY" BECAUSE THE SECOND SYLLABLE OF YOUR NAME IS "HEON."

DO YOU LIKE THAT NICKNAME?

I WAS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED AT FIRST, BUT IT GREW ON ME.

I THINK THEY CALL ME THAT MORE SO BECAUSE OF MY HAIR THAN ANYTHING. IT'S CUTE THOUGH.

YES, IT SUITS YOU VERY WELL.

SINCE YOU LIKE IT, YOUR FANS CAN USE IT MORE PROACTIVELY FROM NOW ON!

NEXT QUESTION. IT'S HARD NOT TO TALK ABOUT YOU WITHOUT MENTIONING YOUR MOTHER, YOON JOO-AH.

FANS HAVE MISSED HER DEARLY EVER SINCE SHE IMMIGRATED TO THE UK SIX YEARS AGO.

SINCE YOU STARRED IN A LOT OF PROGRAMS WITH YOUR MOTHER EVER SINCE YOU WERE A CHILD ACTOR...

I'M SURE YOU TWO ARE VERY CLOSE. DO YOU SEE HER OFTEN?

OF COURSE. SHE'S DOING WELL.

...THAT'S IT?

I SEE. I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

SINCE WE GOT A SHORT UPDATE ON YOON JOO-AH, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION.

YOU'RE AN ALPHA, CORRECT?

BUT YOU'VE YET TO BE PAIRED UP WITH AN OMEGA.

CAN WE LOOK FORWARD TO SOME GOOD NEWS SOON?

I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S AN OMEGA THAT'S WILLING TO IMPRINT ON ME.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO WOULD TURN YOU DOWN?

THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT.

BUT SINCE IT'S UP TO THE OMEGA WHO THEY IMPRINT ON...

...I'M SIMPLY WAITING TO BE CHOSEN.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? OMEGAS, YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

WHO CARES IF A TRUCK FULL OF OMEGAS ROLL UP WHEN WOOJU IS A BETA?

ON TO OUR LAST QUESTION...

HE'S WAITING TO BE CHOSEN...?

SERIOUSLY?

ROLL

ONLY AN ALPHA COULD SAY THAT SO CASUALLY...

I'LL GO OVER ON SUNDAY NIGHT.

HE'LL BE HERE SOON.

I ENDED UP BUYING ONE...

...BUT WILL IT EVEN FIT?

OMEGAS ARE SOMETHING ELSE...

UGH, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

HELLO? THIS IS CHOI E-MUN.

HELLO, SIR, IT'S ME.

JIHEON? DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NUMBER?

BECAUSE OF WORK, WHERE'S MOM?

...OKAY.

HA...

YOU'RE HERE.

WOOJUUU. I MISSED YOU.

WH-WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? GET OFF ME!

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO COLD? WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN FOUR DAYS.

HIS PHEROMONES ARE GONE.

GO WASH UP.

WHAT'S UP? WHY ARE YOU ALL SHY?

DID YOU PREPARE SOMETHING?

HUH? I'M ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

WHAT'S THIS?

I WATCHED SOME VIDEOS, AND I THOUGHT USING SOME TOYS WILL HELP ME EASE INTO IT FASTER.

IT'S PRETTY BIG THOUGH...

FUCK, YOU GONNA DO SOME LOCAL ANESTHESIA OR SOMETHING? HOW YOU GONNA JUST SHOVE THIS THING IN FOR YOUR FIRST TIME?

YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN A WHEELCHAIR...

BUT THE VIDEOS SAID I JUST NEED TO WARM UP FIRST...

GOD, STOP WATCHING THOSE WETUBE VIDEOS.

THOSE ARE ALL INSANE NYMPHOS.

O-OKAY...

LET'S TAKE IT SLOW, OKAY?

LIE DOWN.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HAE-SEO...

WE CAN'T HAVE YOU GETTING HURT.

AGH!

WAIT!

WHAT?

THIS IS EMBARRASSING...

WHY?

WE EVEN JACKED EACH OTHER OFF BACK IN THE DAY.

HEY, THAT'S A SECRET!

IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US HERE.

!!!!

THAT WAS PRETTY FUN, WASN'T IT?

I KNOW YOU LIKED IT. YOU CAME IN MY HAND THREE WHOLE TIMES, REMEMBER?

LOOKS LIKE YOU DO.

HEY, I CAN'T DO THIS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU CAME LIKE CRAZY THAT TIME...

...BUT THEN YOU NEVER LET ME LAY MY HANDS ON YOU EVER AGAIN.

UGH!

I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT THIS TIME. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

I'M GONNA TAME YOU SO THAT YOU GET EVEN MORE AROUSED THAN AN OMEGA.

To be continued