Kiss Me if You Can — Chapter 41

NO. YOU DON'T GET TO REST UNTIL I SAY SO.

CHASE, WAIT-!

AHUK!

AUUH...!!

UGH, CHASE, THAT'S TOO DEEP...!

UGH...!

AH, UH!

HAUH, AH!

CHASE, SLOW DOWN...!

NO, UH...

JOSHUA... HOO, YOU'RE SOAKING WET HERE.

UGH...!

THIS ANGLE'S MAKING HIM GO WAY TOO DEEP...

HA... YOU'RE CLAMPING DOWN LIKE CRAZY, JOSHUA.

HERE? YOU LIKE IT HERE?

AHUK, AH!

AH, DON'T PULL THERE...!

JOSHUA...

UNGH...

WHAT...? IS MY HAIR BOTHERING YOU? want me to cut it?

NO, THAT'S NOT IT—

I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT WIG YOU WORE EARLIER.

I WANTED YOU TO KEEP IT ON WHILE WE DID IT.

LONG HAIR ACTUALLY SUITS YOU PRETTY WELL-NGH!

HA, REALLY?

YOU LIKED HER OUTFIT MORE THAN MINE?

WHAT?

YOU SAID YOU WERE SHOCKED YOUR FIRST LOVE WAS A GUY.

AH...

YOU THINK I PREFER YOU AS A WOMAN?

YOU... GET A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM WOMEN TOO...

I LIKED IT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FACE.

TSK...!

AHUK!

YOU LIKE MY FACE...?

Y-YEAH-HAAH, I DO!

CHASE, THERE! MORE...!

HUU...

HAUH, AH...!

OK!!

TSK...!

DAMN, IT GOT ON YOUR FACE...

I DON’T MIND.

AH...!

WHAT’S WRONG? ARE YOU HURT?

NO, MY LEGS JUST GAVE OUT.

I’VE NEVER HAD MY LEGS GIVE OUT FROM HAVING SEX BEFORE...

...YOU’VE GOT A SCAR HERE TOO.

AH, A GUY I BEAT IN A HIGH SCHOOL MATCH STABBED ME.

I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR A BIT.

YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL?

I WAS A QUARTERBACK.

THAT DAY, WE HAD A GAME AGAINST OUR RIVAL TEAM AND WE WON BY A LANDSLIDE.

ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS ATTACKED ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM, PROBABLY TRYING TO GET REVENGE.

BECAUSE YOU WERE YOUR TEAM'S BEST PLAYER?

OF COURSE.

WHY'D YOU QUIT? YOU COULD'VE BEEN AN ALL-STAR ATHLETE BY NOW.

I JUST... GOT BORED.

ACTUALLY, I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I PRESENTED AS AN OMEGA.

DON'T YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO IT?

NOT AT ALL.

IT'S NOT LIKE I MISS IT MUCH ANYWAY.

BESIDES, IF I'D KEPT PLAYING, I NEVER WOULD'VE MET YOU, RIGHT?

AREN'T THINGS BETTER THIS WAY?

WE WOULDN'T GET TO DO THIS EITHER.

YOU... WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS HORNY?

HAVE YOU ALWAYS DONE IT THIS MUCH?

THINK BACK TO WHAT YOU DID TO ME IN THE SHOWER.

...YOU SEEM WAY TOO GOOD AT THIS.

AFTER PEOPLE SLEEP WITH YOU... THEY DON'T EVER WANT TO BREAK UP, DO THEY?

WHO KNOWS.

THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME AFTER WE SLEPT TOGETHER.

YOU'RE SAYING THEY HAD SEX WITH YOU, BUT CAN'T REMEMBER?

YEAH. CRAZY, RIGHT?

NO WAY. THEY PROBABLY JUST LIED ABOUT NOT REMEMBERING YOU.

HAHA, THANKS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, CHASE...

WERE YOU WITH THAT PERSON... FOR A LONG TIME?

COME ON, CHASE...

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW RUDE IT IS TO ASK ABOUT SOMEONE'S PAST IN BED?

I WAS JUST, MMPH-!

HMH, UH.

SO, SINCE YOU'RE HARD AGAIN, DO YOU WANNA PUT IT BACK IN?

YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE...!

I WON'T BE FINISHED AFTER ONE ROUND THIS TIME.

GO AHEAD. DO YOUR WORST.

HAA, UH.

IF I TOLD HIM HE HAD A CHILD FROM SEX HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER HAVING,

WHAT KIND OF REACTION WOULD CHASE HAVE...?

HE'D DEFINITELY BE SHOCKED.

ANYWAY, ONCE THIS JOB'S FINISHED, THIS THING BETWEEN US WILL BE DONE TOO.

SO THERE'S NO NEED TO TELL CHASE ABOUT PETE.

JUST LIKE LAST TIME.