XX Bucket List — Chapter 1

INNER X-RAY GOGGLES ACTIVATED ON

TONED MUSCLES, A SLENDER YET SOLID WAIST...

A SLIGHTLY PUNKISH, HANDSOME FACE!

COMPLETELY MY TYPE.

SCANNING

PLUS..

WITH A BODY LIKE THAT, NATURALLY...

NATURALLY...

INNER X-RAY GOGGLES REACTIVATED

NATURALLY, THAT PART MUST BE HUGE TOO...!

HELLO, HEADING INSIDE NOW?

AH... YES.

AND SO BEGAN MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP.

AM I FINALLY GETTING MY WISH?!

A GUY WITH A GREAT WORKOUT BODY, THEN OF COURSE...

OF COURSE (THAT THING) IS HUGE AND SOLID, RIGHT?!?

MY FIRST TRIP WITH YOUNGHOON,WERE IMPURE INTENTIONS.

I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

WONDERING IF THIS GUY

CAN ACTUALLY FULFILL ALL MY IMPURE FANTASIES.

FILLED WITH THAT KIND OF ANTICIPATION AND EXCITEMENT.

...YOU OKAY?

YEAH...

FINALLY, I'M GOING TO...

FINALLY EXPERIENCE MY FIRST TIME.

THANK YOU.. R-RATED WEBTOONS...! PORN VIDEOS...!

ALL MY ADULT STUDIES UP UNTIL NOW...!

THIS FEELS WEIRD.

FEELS LIKE I'M GETTING A LITTLE WET DOWN THERE...

TONIGHT I'M GOING TO HALF-KILL YOU IN BED. LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

UM... THAT LINE IS A BIT LAME..?.

STILL, LET'S FOCUS. IT'S THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

A MAN'S BODY SEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME..

AND (IN REAL LIFE) FOR THE FIRST TIME, SEEING A

MAN'S DIC...

WHAT IS THAT...?

WHAT IS THAT SEA SQUIRT THING...?!

WHY? NERVOUS NOW THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY SEEING IT?

NO... THIS IS WEIRD... DOES A SIZE LIKE THAT EVEN EXIST?

A SIZE LIKE THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN ANY OF THE PORN I WATCHED!?

A SCARY INTERNET URBAN LEGEND POPPED INTO MY HEAD.

WHEN I DID IT WITH MY BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME...

ONCE IT GREW TO ITS FULL SIZE,

IT WAS THE SIZE OF A LIPSTICK TUBE.

COMMENT 5: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A 'PEP-COOKIE' LOL

GOOD GRIEF... FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TO HAPPEN TO ME...

LEFT SPEECHLESS.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY RIGHT NOW..

DON'T BE SHY..

STRUTTING AROUND ACTING COOL WITH SOMETHING TINY JUST LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL JOKE!

I THOUGHT SINCE HE HAD A GREAT BODY, IT'D NATURALLY BE HUGE AND SOLID...!

IS THAT A BABY DICK?!

W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING..

TRYING TO JAM THAT FLOPPY, POWERLESS LITTLE THING

INTO ME?!

URGH.. SPREAD A BIT MORE.

I WON'T HURT YOU, SO DON'T WORRY.

URGH... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT..

SINCE IT'S SO SMALL...

IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE IT'D HURT!!

...WHAT?

AH. DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD...?

HUMANS ARE BORN WITH INSTINCT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING,

NATURALLY OPENING THEIR EYES TO SEXUALITY AS THEY GROW, AND DESIRING IT.

THIS WAS NATURALLY A DESIRE SHARED BY ANYONE AS A HUMAN, BUT...

MY DESIRE WAS UNUSUALLY LARGER AND STRONGER THAN OTHERS.

1. Always write down positions or play you want to try so you don't forget. 2. Getting caught by others is social death, so keep y our notebook hidden carefully. 3. Since it's confidential, only write in your notes when you're completely alone. 4. Mark more stars for more stimulating play.

SO WHILE REGULAR PEOPLE WROTE REGULAR BUCKET LISTS,

I ADDED TWO EXTRA WORDS TO THE FRONT AND MADE A ‘SPECIAL’ BUCKET LIST.

*BIG NO MATTER WHAT!

THE NEW LIST ITEM ADDED FROM THIS ‘SEA SQUIRT INCIDENT’ IS..

11. WHEN CHOOSING A PARTNER, VERIFYING THEIR SIZE IS THE ABSOLUTE TOP PRIORITY.

RIGHT HERE.

11. When choosing a partner, verifying their size is the absolute top priority.

Big no matter what!

SEX BUCKET LIST!!

AH DAMMIT...

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY APPEARANCES.

IT WAS A TOTAL... FALSE ADVERTISEMENT..

...WHAT? ME BEING SMALL?

HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

FOR MY SIZE, I'M BIG!

..ANYWAY, JINHA, WERE YOU

THE KIND OF PERSON WHO OBSESSES OVER SIZE?

"THAT KIND OF PERSON?"

WHAT'S "THAT KIND OF PERSON" SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

AN ASSHOLE AS NARROW-MINDED AS HIS TINY DICK.

WHAT IF EVERY SINGLE MAN IN THE WORLD IS LIKE THAT?

ARE PORN ACTORS ACTUALLY ALL TINY TOO, AND THEY JUST GOT FILLERS INJECTED FOR THE SHOOT?

AHH, GODS... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE IN ANYMORE...

URP... I'M SO DRUNK...

...HUH? WHO...

JINHA, YOU OKAY?

...DOWOON OPPA?

DOWOON OPPA.

WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU FEELING SICK ANYWHERE?

A GUY WHO LIVES IN THE SAME APARTMENT BUILDING.

MY BROTHER'S FRIEND.