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My Snake-Like Bias Is Obsessed With Me — Chapter 2

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Dialogue Transcript My Snake-Like Bias Is Obsessed With Me — Chapter 2 102

I SAW YOU ON YOUTUBE! YOU JUST RECENTLY BECAME A SHAMAN, RIGHT?!

HAHA... HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND A CHANNEL WITH ONLY 100 SUBSCRIBERS...

OH, WELL, I SUBSCRIBE TO EVERY SINGLE FORTUNE-TELLING AND SHAMAN CHANNEL OUT THERE...

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON THAN ON SCREEN!

RIGHT? I WASN'T IMAGINING IT...

THOSE EYES! THOSE EARRINGS! IT'S 100% MY BIAS, HYUN SAHUN!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I FAILED TO GET INTO EVERY SINGLE FAN MEETING I APPLIED FOR!!

MS. SHAMAN?

I WANT TO TELL HIM I LOVED HIS DRAMAS AND MOVIES, BUT...

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO MEET HIM WHILE I'M ACTING AS A SHAMAN...

AND HE LOOKS SO GUARDED. IF I MESS UP, HE'LL PROBABLY REPORT ME AS A STALKER OR A SASAENG...!

REPORT HER FOR STALKING!

LET GO! THEY'RE THE ONES WHO CAME LOOKING FOR ME!

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU BY CHANCE MY FA-

YOU!!

WHICH OF YOU TWO!

WILL BE THE FIRST TO HAVE THEIR FORTUNE READ WITH SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

SUNFLOWER SEEDS...? HOW CAN YOU EVEN... WITH THAT...

AH!! THAT'S IT!! THE THING FROM YOUTUBE YOU SHOWED US!

THE SUNFLOWER SEED FORTUNE-TELLING BY THE HAMSTER SHAMAN!!

Does this mean I get to see your cute hamster form today?!

AH, HAHA, THAT WAS JUST A PERFORMANCE. AS YOU KNOW, I SERVE THE TIGER GOD...

SO I DON'T TRANSFORM INTO MY ANIMAL FORM DURING ACTUAL READINGS, LEST MY DIVINE ENERGY SCATTERS.

I SEE... THAT'S A SHAME...

A PERFORMANCE? SHE'S A TOTAL FRAUD, NOT A SHAMAN...

HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? EVEN IF SHE... SEEMS LIKE A FRAUD, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IT TO HER FACE!

SO YOU THINK SHE'S A FRAUD TOO.

I DON'T CARE HOW HANDSOME HE IS, HOW WELL HE ACTS, OR HOW GREAT HIS VOICE IS!

I WON'T STAND FOR ANYONE CALLING GRANDMA TIGER A FRAUD!!

YOU!!

YOU WENT THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE LAST YEAR, DIDN'T YOU?!

CAN'T ANYONE JUST SAY SOMETHING GENERIC LIKE THAT?

THOSE YOU TRUSTED AND TREATED LIKE FAMILY TURNED THEIR BACKS ON YOU IN AN INSTANT.

TSK, TSK... THOSE SCOUNDRELS EVEN TRIED TO SCAM YOU, DIDN'T THEY?

YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ONLY WANT TO USE YOU, SO IT'S NO WONDER YOU DON'T EVEN TRUST THE GODS.

AMONG THOSE WHO WOULD STAB YOU IN THE BACK, THERE IS ONE TRUE BENEFACTOR WHO WILL LEAD YOU WELL, SO TREAT THEM RIGHT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Ah, what's with her?

HEY, LOOK AT THAT! SEE?

YOU BETTER LISTEN CLOSELY. GRANDMA TIGER HAS ENTERED THE SHAMAN'S BODY AND IS SPEAKING THROUGH HER!

NO, SHE HASN'T. IT'S JUST ME, SONG BOYUN, TALKING.

IF SHE'S NOT THE REAL DEAL, THEN HOW DID SHE KNOW YOUR OLD AGENCY'S BASTARDS STABBED YOU IN THE BACK?!

BECAUSE ANY HARDCORE FAN WOULD KNOW THAT.

RIGHT AROUND THE TIME HYUN SAHUN WON THE BEST ACTOR AWARD AND WAS TRANSITIONING FROM A CHILD ACTOR TO A LEADING MAN...

ISSUES REGARDING HIS CONTRACT AND SETTLEMENT WITH HIS AGENCY EXPLODED.

SAHUN HADN'T BEEN ON SNS, IN ANY PROJECTS, OR ON VARIETY SHOWS FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

THAT'S WHY, WHETHER IT'S GOOD OR BAD, I WANTED TO GIVE HIM SOME HELPFUL ADVICE...

GRANDMA TIGER WENT BACK INTO THE SCROLL AND IS PLAYING DUMB AGAIN!!

THIS IS ABOUT MY BIAS, HYUN SAHUN, OF ALL PEOPLE!!

IF THIS KEEPS UP AND SAHUN ENDS UP HATING ME, ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?!

I DON'T WANT TO DIE...

BEING HATED BY MY BIAS...

SAHUN, THINGS ARE REALLY GOING TO WORK OUT FOR US THIS TIME.

WAIT, BE QUIET FOR A SECOND.

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU OKAY?

WH-WHAT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SHAMAN? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?!

HELLO? MS. SHAMAN~~?

SH-SHAMAN... DON'T TELL ME... OH, GOD...

YOU NEED SINCERITY!!!

SINCERITY?

YES, SINCERITY!

IF YOU WANT WHAT YOU DESPERATELY DESIRE, YOU MUST SHOW SINCERITY EXACTLY AS I COMMAND!

SOMETHING I DESPERATELY DESIRE...

FINE, LET'S SAY THERE IS SOMETHING.

WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?

AN EXORCISM? PRAYER? OR MAYBE A TALISMAN?

WHAT KIND OF SINCERITY DO I NEED TO SHOW TO GET WHAT I WANT?

YOU NEED A TALISMAN. GET IT FROM BOYUN.

A TALISMAN...

I KNEW IT-

IF YOU CANNOT MOVE THE HEAVENS, NOTHING WILL END WELL.

THEREFORE, YOU MUST SHARE THE CREDIT WITH THE BENEFACTOR WHO HELPED YOU.

YOU MUST REMEMBER. YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE CREDIT.

A BENEFACTOR...

HMM, I THINK THIS SHAMAN'S DIVINE POWERS ARE A BIT... OFF. YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLACE.

FOR SOMEONE WHO SAYS THAT, YOU SEEMED PRETTY CONVINCED AT FIRST.

NO, THAT'S!! WHEN SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME, IT FELT DIFFERENT FROM WHEN SHE LOOKED AT YOU!

The Shaman in my past life was trembling.

WHEN SHE LOOKED AT YOU, SHE WASN'T INTIMIDATED AT ALL DESPITE BEING A SMALL ANIMAL.

SHE HAD THIS AURA LIKE A PREDATOR.

SHE WAS JUST A SMALL ANIMAL WITH A STRONG PERSONALITY.

I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU TO PLACES LIKE THAT ANYMORE, SO JUST KNOW THAT.

DO YOUR NONSENSE ALONE.

HMPH! FINE, I GET IT! I'LL GO BY MYSELF!

BUT YOU...

EVEN IF IT'S FREE, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING BACK TO THAT SHAMAN FOR THE TALISMAN, RIGHT?

YEAH. I'M NOT GOING, SO STOP BOTHERING ME. I'M SLEEPING.

GOOD! GOOD CALL! IT FEELS SKETCHY WHETHER THEY TAKE MONEY OR NOT.

WHAT IF THAT SHAMAN...

TURNS OUT TO BE A HUGE FAN OF YOURS OR SOMETHING?? HAHA!!

We wore disguises so she couldn't have known.

YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S MY FAN.

WH-HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

IS SHE A FAN YOU'VE SEEN SOMEWHERE? OR A SASAENG?!

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. I JUST SAW IT IN HER EYES.

YOU! DON'T YOU EVER GO BACK THERE! GOT IT?!

I'LL MAKE SURE NO RUMORS ABOUT YOU LEAK OUT, SO—

I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING.

IT'S OBVIOUS THINGS WILL GET TIRING IF I GET INVOLVED WITH A SHAMAN LIKE THAT.

SHE'S LIKE A SMALL ANIMAL, CLUMSY AND FRANTIC, IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES...

IF I EVER GO TO SEE HER AGAIN, I'M A LITERAL HAMSTER. A HAMSTER.

YOU'RE EARLY.

COME ON IN.

Chapter Summary

My Snake-Like Bias Is Obsessed With Me tells the story of shaman Song Boyun meeting his idol bias Hyun Sahun during a fortune-telling session as a fan. Boyun recognizes Sahun by his eyes and earrings but tries to hide that he is in his shaman guise. While performing a sunflower-seed reading, correctly knowing about his former agency betrayal and difficult year creates tension, followed by sincerity and a talisman warning.