My Snake-Like Bias Is Obsessed With Me — Chapter 3

HEEHEE, I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED YOU CAME BACK.

WHY?

WELL~ YOU DIDN'T SEEM INTERESTED IN THIS SORT OF THING...

FOR SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT THAT, YOU KEPT SPAMMING TEXTS TO MY FRIEND'S NUMBER.

Your friend must come get their talisman!

If you don't take it, you'll be cursed with misfortune!

AH, HEEHEE.

Your friend's talisman!

GRANNYYY!!!

The culprit who possessed Bo-yoon's body to send those texts!

TH-THEN I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT QUITE READY YET!

IF YOU COULD JUST TELL ME YOUR ANIMAL SPIRIT AND WAIT A MOMENT...

...I'LL QUICKLY GET IT READY AND COM— UH, HUH?

WH-WHY WON'T THIS OP...

MISS SHAMAN...

...IS SMALL...

...AND QUITE A HANDFUL.

TH...

...ANK YOU...

HURRY BACK.

I HATE WAITING.

AH, UM, YOUR ANIMAL SPIRIT...

IT'S THE SAME AS YOURS, MISS SHAMAN.

A HAMSTER. AN ALPHA HAMSTER.

A H-HAMSTER? BUT YOU'RE SO TALL AND STURDY...

WELL? WHAT DID HE SAY?

WHAT IS THIS? EVEN WITH THE SAME ANIMAL SPIRIT, ARE ALPHAS JUST... DIFFERENT FROM OMEGAS?

THEN IF HYUN SA-HOON REALLY IS A MALE HAMSTER...

H-HIS B-BALLS MUST BE THE SIZE OF BOWLS...!!

So that's why he hid it from the public.

HUH? DID IT GO WELL? WAS THERE AT LEAST SOME HAND- HOLDING?

Somehow, my mood just soured—

ALL RIGHT, GRANNY! LET'S GET STARTED!

HMM? ON WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! THE TALISMAN FOR HYUN SA-HOON!!

YOU KEPT SPAMMING HIM WITH TEXTS SAYING HE ABSOLUTELY HAD TO TAKE IT!

AH~ RIGHT~ HMM, GRANNY DIDN'T THINK ABOUT WHAT COMES NEXT, THOUGH.

I thought he'd fall head over heels for our Bo-yoon's charms—

GRANNYYY— I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON SA-HOON!

N-NOT THAT I WANT TO DATE HIM OR ANYTHING, IT'S PURE FAN DEVO- TION...

BESIDES, A RECESSIVE OMEGA WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR A DOMINANT ALPHA— AND MY HEAT CYCLE IS IRREGULAR ENOUGH AS IT IS...

HEY, BO-YOON, WHEN WAS YOUR HEAT CYCLE AGAIN?

MY HEAT CYCLE? UM, ONE, TWO... AH, IT WAS DUE YES- TERDAY.

WELL, I WAS A LITTLE SICK RECENTLY, SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN DELAYED.

YOU KNOW I'M THE MOST RECESSIVE OF RECESSIVES, SO MY PHEROMONES ARE WEAK ANYWAY—

this is it! sweetie, hurry and bring me that sunflower per- fume in the drawer!

PERFUME? GRANNYYY, HYUN SA-HOON IS WAITING RIGHT NOW, SO THE TALISMAN FIRST...!

IT'S BECAUSE THAT LAD IS WAITING THAT WE NEED THE PERFUME!

HAAAH~ HERE. WHY ON EARTH DO YOU EVEN NEED THIS PERFUME?

MATURE & SEXY SUNFLOWER PERFUME FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS ONLY

YES, THIS IS IT! NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO ADD A SINGLE DROP OF YOUR PHEROMONES.

My pheromones?

Yes~! Just one drop!

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT HYUN SA-HOON TO DISLIKE YOU, RIGHT?

IF YOU SPRITZ THIS JUST ONCE BEFORE GOING BACK TO THE SHRINE ROOM~ THAT LAD'S MOOD WILL SOFTEN RIGHT UP~

R-REALLY?

OF COOOURSE~ IF YOU SPRAY IT, I'LL WRITE THE TALISMAN FOR YOU~

TH-THEN I'LL JUST SPRAY IT ONCE.

THAT'S MY GIRL~ WHEN HAS GRANNY EVER NOT LOOKED OUT FOR YOU?

...MY CAREER, MY DATING LIFE...

HOHOHO~~! YOUR GUEST IS WAITING, DEAR!

SHE'S QUITE THE FAN.

Even an unreleased DVD.

DID I COME TO SEE HER FOR NOTHING, JUST LIKE DONG-SOO SAID?

Hey, man! What if something gets stolen!

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT TINY HAMSTER COULD DO ANYTHING TO HARM ME.

ANYWAY, WHAT COULD SHE BE DOING TO LEAVE ME WAITING LIKE THIS?

I'm getting bored.

A DINOSAUR PLUSHIE?

A DINOSAUR PLUSHIE LIKE THIS...

WHERE HAVE I...

...SEEN IT BEFORE...?

SORRY, HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONG~?

MAKING THE TALISMAN TOOK A BIT OF EXTRA CARE...

HUH? WH-WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

IT WAS TAKING SO LONG THAT I WAS JUST DOING SOME STRETCHES.

AH~ THAT MAKES SENSE~ THEN I'LL JUST BURN THE TALIS...

FUCK... WAIT, HOLD ON.

HUH? WHAT'S THE MAT—

WHAT... IS THIS SMELL?

HUH? A SMELL? I JUST PUT ON SOME SUNFLOWER PERFUME...

THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SUNFLOWER, FUCK.

AH, FUCK, SERIOUSLY...

SA-SA- HOON?!?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? IF YOU HAVE AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION...

AN AMBULANCE...

UH, UM, I MEAN...

HAAH, FUCK, WHY THE HELL DOES A RUT HAVE TO HIT NOW OF ALL TIMES...

A R-RUT?!

I-I'LL AT LEAST RUN TO THE PHARMACY—!

E-EXCUSE ME? SA-HOON?

D-DID YOUR RUT HIT? THEN LET'S HEAD TO A HOSPITAL FIRST.

I'M AN EXTREME RECESSIVE OMEGA, SO MY SCENT IS FAINT AND I DON'T EASILY GET SWEPT UP IN ANOTHER ALPHA'S PHEROMONES.

I'LL TAKE YOU TH—

N-NO... WHY IS THIS...

I-I MEAN, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFOREEE...

HAA, NGH, SOMETHING... FEELS... WRONG, HAAH...

WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT?

YOU CALLED ME OVER DURING YOUR HEAT JUST FOR THIS.

N-NO, THAT'S NO- KH...

AH, NO—

HAAAH... SERIOUSLY...

YOU REALLY DO IT ALL, DON'T YOU.

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